Questions to Avoid Asking Me This Holiday Season

So, when are YOU getting married?

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Let’s literally talk about ANYTHING else at this point, work, kite flying, sex slavery. I went to a wedding where I was the only one NOT engaged or married. I get it…

When are you giving us grandchildren?

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You know there are multiple days of the week that I eat candy for 2 of my three meals? Plus, there is no way that right now I afford my lifestyle and a baby.

How is work? Is this your dream job?

I’m not upholding the family name, if that is what you’re asking.

When will you get promoted?/ Oh you’re only (insert job title)?

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I know the last time we spoke I still held the same position, but that was Easter.

You at least cook now right?

Yep..

Are you in a lot of debt?

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Dear lord of course I am! But instead of trying to save like a responsible adult I just charged $200 to my Gap Card.

Don’t you think you’re too old for that?

Probably, but I don’t think my great-aunt has any room to talk.

What is a hashtag? Do you use those on your website?

Social media is not for the weak. There have been many occasions that I have had to explain what is happening on my iPhone. I think they do it because they want to me to realize how dumb it all is when I say it aloud.

Have you gained/ lost weight?

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My grandmother would always tell me I looked too skinny, which I didn’t realize sounded much better then when I was told I was “filling out nicely”… like a turkey…

 

Happy Holidays!

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