So, when are YOU getting married?
Let’s literally talk about ANYTHING else at this point, work, kite flying, sex slavery. I went to a wedding where I was the only one NOT engaged or married. I get it…
When are you giving us grandchildren?
You know there are multiple days of the week that I eat candy for 2 of my three meals? Plus, there is no way that right now I afford my lifestyle and a baby.
How is work? Is this your dream job?
I’m not upholding the family name, if that is what you’re asking.
When will you get promoted?/ Oh you’re only (insert job title)?
I know the last time we spoke I still held the same position, but that was Easter.
You at least cook now right?
Are you in a lot of debt?
Dear lord of course I am! But instead of trying to save like a responsible adult I just charged $200 to my Gap Card.
Don’t you think you’re too old for that?
Probably, but I don’t think my great-aunt has any room to talk.
What is a hashtag? Do you use those on your website?
Social media is not for the weak. There have been many occasions that I have had to explain what is happening on my iPhone. I think they do it because they want to me to realize how dumb it all is when I say it aloud.
Have you gained/ lost weight?
My grandmother would always tell me I looked too skinny, which I didn’t realize sounded much better then when I was told I was “filling out nicely”… like a turkey…