Good thing I’m only 2 blocks away I forgot my cell phone…
People it is a 4-way stop sign not a Rubik’s Cube.
Shit! Why didn’t I pee before we left?
Ok next gas station I’ll just run in.
That gas station looks sketchy, let’s just wait until the next one.
I forgot how much I love this song!
Why didn’t I ever take singing lessons?
I wonder if it would be comfortable to ride a motorcycle for six hours straight…
Why is this truck trying to cut me off?
One of these days I’m going to call the “how is my truck driver doing” phone number.
Why didn’t we just fly?
You are messing up my cruise control buddy!
Off go the shoes.
Time to get comfy.
Jk. Not possible.
Jeeps are very sensitive.
One move and we’re across the median.
If you beep your horn .03 seconds after the light turns green again- I will shut my car off lie on the hood and feed birds for the next 2 hours.
Are we getting close?
It’s only been 30 minutes…
I’m never ever going to get there.
I’m running out of snacks, oh no!
Why did I forget my sunglasses?
How do people survive living in the middle of nowhere?
Some of these cities we are passing have really weird names.
I wish we were there already!
Why am I having a sneeze attack right now? This feels dangerous.
I CAN’T KEEP MY EYES OPEN!
I need to stretch my legs, or they are going to go numb.
My butt really hurts.
I really hope I don’t hit traffic.
Oh shit was that a cop?!
Ugh I hate driving- I wish I just had a personal chauffeur
I want to go pee, but I also don’t want to go in a gross bathroom… again. Decisions, decisions.
The number of red lights I hit is directly proportional to how bad I have to pee.
Oh yes! This is the rest stop with the good Cinnabon.
On the road again! I can’t wait to get on the road again!
SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT!
I’LL TELL YA WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!
Oh my god no song should ever be allowed to have a siren in it!
I totally missed my exit.
NO MapQuest please take your time recalculating- it’s not like I need you or anything.
Turning the radio down always helps me see street signs better.
Oh god remember that time I did something super embarrassing 6 years ago….
Now I feel sick.
I think we’re almost there!
I wonder what I’m going to wear tonight.
I totally over packed- that is so annoying.
It’s telling me that 6 miles will take 45 minutes? How is that humanly possible?!
The city is such a strange place.
You have got to be kidding me. Today is the day people decide to celebrate Chinese New Year!
Wait I have to get a picture of this.
God I almost hit that cone- which was next to a cop- that is watching me try and take a picture of this dragon- which is illegal here- being on my phone not the dragon part.
I wonder if people know I’m not from here by my driving.
I’m sure my PA license plate doesn’t help.
Where are you going? Pick a lane!
People who don’t use their blinker should just stay home.
Wow, I hate bicyclists.
And driving in the city.
And bicyclists while driving in the city.
It’s over! We made it!
Speed hump… Ha Ha.
Is it bedtime? If not I need a drink!