Fake tanning (no matter the level) is way too dramatic
People coming back from vaca and using your arm as a tan comparison. You basically act as the heart girls put on their hips at the tanning salon. You are welcome tan friends!
The word pasty takes a small part of your soul
Bronzers are too dark so you use a slightly darker concealer to contour
Blushing is just something you can’t control
Your body at this point in your life is probably made up of equal parts water and sunscreen.
Things that are flesh-toned are usually a few shades… off.
Platinum blonde is my Go To all year round- though it probably shouldn’t because I look like a Cullen
Winter is horrible because you are more pale than usual
When you are sick no one notices because it’s impossible to become more pale
You get the question of “Are you sick?” or “Did you get enough sleep?”