How many seasons are there?
Oh, only four? This shouldn’t take long.
Can I consider this productive?
Maybe I’ll do some abs while I watch.
I’ve been watching this show for one day and I think I’m already emotionally attached to these characters.
Did I have work to do? Probably.
It’s still Saturday right?
Last time I looked the sun was out. But now it’s not. The sun sets at like 3p so it’s not a day completely wasted.
Maybe I should do something today that requires me to use my muscles or brain.
Would my parents be proud if I told them that this is how I spent my free time?
Uh, no. I’ll leave this out next time they call.
The dog even looks disappointed in me.
When was the last time I ate something that wasn’t covered in fake cheese?
I probably don’t need sleep. I only have three episodes left of this season anyway
God- I think I have an addictive personality.
Did I actually watch two whole seasons in only one weekend? Impressive!
Yes, Netflix, of course I’m still watching! I will tell you when I have had enough.
You mean to think that I’ve been (for example) cleaning my home while watching and maybe decided to do something so important I forgot to turn you off? No, not the case. The only thing I get up to do is pee and even that is a struggle.
I wonder why they ask that only after 4 episodes of not touching the controller? I’m no chump.
So if I was 21 episodes in one week that’s like,three episodes a day? I mean I do really have like 5 hours to myself after work while not spend 60% of my free time watching TV.
Have been horizontal for 85% of this day.
One. More. Episode.
What time is it? Do I have work tomorrow?
Where has this show been my entire life? I feel like I belong in this cast… I could be an actress.
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE.
Get the hell out. She did not. I never liked her anyway.
*episode over* *3 AM*
Well, might as well finish the season.